1. How much white are you?

2. I am part white myself, you know.

3. I learned your peoples way in the Boy Scouts.

4. My Great Grandmother was a full blood White Princess.

5. Funny, you don't look white.

6. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?

7. Do you live in a covered wagon?

8. What is the meaning behind the Square Dance?

9. What is your feeling about River Boat Casino's? do they help your people, or are they a short term fix?

10. Hey, can I take your picture?