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Archaeologists around the world are in stunned disbelief today as a new chapter in human migration is being written. The findings by Professor Wanderingaround of the prestigious ''Lost Institute'' of Minnesota has set the existing theories of human migration on it's ear.
Professor Wanderingaround first started questioning the many theories on where the indiginous people of the Americans came from five years ago. Relying on his native intelligence he began first by taking the many new theories being produced by advanced DNA testing and found that reports have shown that American Indian DNA was been found in the people of Siberia, China, Southeast Asia, Iceland and Scotland.
Laying out a world map, he traced the supposed migration from each part of the earth to America. His first thought was that things must have been pretty bad in the areas that they inhabited for that many people from so many part of the globe to migrate to America.
Using the ''huddled masses'' theory, thing just didn't add up for him. The DNA of American Indians found in so many people from different parts of the globe told him that perhaps, just perhaps American Indians have always been in the Americas. Once he settled on this he needed hard proof, not just a theory that American Indians had travelled the world, leaving their DNA with the local populace This would account for the high cheekbones of the Siberians. The straight black hair of the Asians. The ''Clan System'' of the Scots, the dress of the people of S.E. Asia and the seafaring ability of the Icelanders.
Professor Wanderingaround had his theory, but hard indisputable proof was not to be found. As the years passed Professor Wanderingaround never gave up. Then one day while out picking blueberries in northern Minnesota he unearthed what he thought was a old patio, as he uncovered more and more of it, he had his proof. He had unearthed a ''Round About'' with roads leading in many directions. All were one way roads heading out of Minnesota.
He had discovered the original ''Red Road'' of the American Indian. One lead north, using his dowser stick he was able to trace it to the Bearing Landbridge. Another headed east, again his dowser stick showed him that it crossed north of ''Hudson Bay'' and onto the east coast, jogged north towards Newfoundland. He had done it, proof that the American Indian had really discovered the rest of the world.
No longer would there be a ''Columbus Day''..Europe would now celebrate their being discovered on ''Indian Day''.
Of course many questioned his discovery, no one wants to be proven wrong but the final bit of proof was the signage that he found along the ''Red Road'' arrows pointing in only one direction, ''out of town''...
Without a doubt, Professor Wanderingaround had discovered the true migration of humans. History books are being rewritten as we speak
So my friends, you can put to rest all the nonsense that American Indians came from somewhere else. We were the first inhabitants of America and through our journeys left our DNA around the world.
