Well we are closing in on the end of 2012 and in a few months U.S. Citizens will be planning their tax schedule.
Not me, I don't have to pay Federal Tax because I'm an American Indian. Isn't America great, I love it here.
Oh wait, I do have to pay Federal Tax along with state tax, etc etc...But, but everyone is telling me that American Indians don't pay taxes. Could they be wrong!!! Heaven forbid that they don't have any idea what their talking about. I guess that I should ask for all the taxes I paid over years back from the Federal Government.
Wait, let me actually research this, yup it says that I do have to pay Federal Income Tax and OMG I can be drafted into the U.S. Army. I've been lied to for decades.
Hold on, another group is telling me that I live of the government and their taxes...Darn, this is getting old, I love living off the government and your taxes. What, I been working my whole life and have never lived off the government and your taxes..Damn, another mistake on my part.
I didn't have to serve in the Military, OK I want my six years back that I was in the U.S. Army.
I'm also surprised to find out that I'm lazy and an alcoholic. Dammit I must have been dreaming that I worked for 56 years, and actually in some back breaking jobs. I know I was dreaming about that couple of years working in the ore mines and then onto the docks of Southern California. It wasn't a dream, it was a nightmare...
I really have to listen to others about what I have to do and not do because I really don't know all the rules that I'm supposed to live by.
I decided after all these years to take non Indians at their word. No more paying taxes, going to throw away my honorable discharge, never going to do a lick of work again and finally the big one...I'm going to start drinking and lay around doing nothing but live off your taxes.
This sounds like a great plan, I love it when I learn something new. It's to bad that it took me seven decades, but hey, better late then never.
I guess that I could become known as the ''Welfare Brave''. Politicians will love me or hate me depending on their side of the aisle and intelligence level.
Well I'm off to the Casino, you know that we are all millionaires from the money that pours in from our Casino holding and we can still draw welfare, food stamps and all that other good stuff that is paid for my your taxes.
Ain't America Great!!!!!
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